Look, we didn’t plan for this hoodie to become your go-to Halloween costume and emotional support garment—but here we are. Featuring a ghostly cow who’s clearly had enough of everyone’s bullsheet, this cozy beige hoodie is 100% designed to make you say “moo… I mean boo.” Perfect for spooky season, lazy Sundays, or scaring your lactose intolerance.
Soft, warm, and just the right amount of ridiculous, it screams “I have a sense of humor and possibly a pumpkin spice addiction.” The sleeve says “Luckless,” but honestly, you’ll feel pretty lucky wearing it. Warning: may cause unsolicited compliments and uncontrollable giggling in grocery store dairy aisles.
